The Extent To Which I Will Go For A Little Cash

I go to school full-time and I support myself by loans, but I was not able to get enough loans to comfortably cover all my expenses. Thus, I got myself a part-time job but it pays $9/hour and I only work about 6-10 hours a week – not exactly enough to pay the rent. All of the money I have in my account at this time must last me until the end of August, and I have some expenses coming up (i.e. $150 for a dental visit due to my lack of dental insurance and $300+ for a plane ticket to Kansas for my best friend’s wedding) that are causing me concern. So when the following flier showed up in my mailbox at school, I jumped on it:

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SUBJECTS NEEDED
TO PARTICIPATE IN A BIRD FLU (INFLUENZA A/H5N1) VACCINE STUDY

Eligible subjects are invited to participate in a research study being conducted at Baylor College of Medicine to determine reactions and antibody responses to an experimental vaccine against influenza A/H5N1 (‘bird flu’).

Study requirements:
-Healthy adults 18-49 years of age
-No known allergies to flu vaccine
-Available for study procedures for 7 months

Study procedures:
-Eight study visits
-Two vaccination visits, one month apart
-Collection of blood samples on 4 occasions
-Complete a diary of symptoms and signs for 1 week after each vaccination

Compensation: $400 for completing all procedures
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Despite the fact that I HATE getting needles stuck in me, especially when they are taking my blood OUT of me, I am going to do this because that $400 looks pretty good. And anyway, it’s for a good cause. And I’m sure there’s only a slight chance of actually contracting the bird flu.

Comments

  1. Katy Avatar
    Katy

    My dad called me a few months ago after there was something about avian flu in the news. We were talking about who knows what? and my dad all of a sudden said he thought he had bird flu. I asked how he knew this, because it’s kind of a random thing to say. He said he had chills and fever and severe urge to crap on the hoods of passing cars.

    I didn’t say it was a good joke.

  2. Erica Avatar
    Erica

    Hm…that 400 sounds good…any chance of them having a satellite observation area in KS that I could go to? :)

  3. Scott Avatar

    mmmm… bird flu

  4. Dad Avatar
    Dad

    Lovely daughter,
    Your father is not entirely happy with this deliberately injecting bird flu into your system. please ask em if they’ll cure you if you develop symptoms.

  5. Lauren Avatar
    Lauren

    If you get your dental work done at the UT dental school it’s a LOT cheaper (but maybe you’ve already been by now). And, you have to put up with students – but that’s what we are too.

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