sleep conversations, vol. 2
March 28, 2013
My husband talks in his sleep sometimes when I’m waking him up, and it’s awesome. Here’s a sample of some things he’s said lately. *** On a Saturday when he was going in to work Me: What time do you want me to get you up? Him: Get me up for the gay pride parade. That’s when I need the most help. *** Me: Time to get up, love. Him: You SAID I had 48 hours. *** Him: Did you see that profile? Me: Profile for what? Him: The magazine. Me: You’re doing a profile for a magazine? Him: I thought you were writing one on me. Me: What magazine? Him: Hustler. *** Me: Time to get up, love. Him:…
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