David: I’m going to go to purgatory.

Me: No you’re not!

David: Yes I am, and it’s going to one giant poker game. But really if you win the game you go to hell, and I’ll try really hard to win but then I won’t because I stink, and then I’ll go to heaven!

Me: …

David: What? You don’t believe me? Why not?

Me: Because the Bible doesn’t say anything about that.

David: It doesn’t say anything about purgatory being a giant poker game?

Me: No.

David: Huh. I think we just interpret it differently.