My husband talks in his sleep sometimes when I’m waking him up, and it’s awesome. Here’s a sample of some things he’s said lately.
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On a Saturday when he was going in to work
Me: What time do you want me to get you up?
Him: Get me up for the gay pride parade. That’s when I need the most help.
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Me: Time to get up, love.
Him: You SAID I had 48 hours.
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Him: Did you see that profile?
Me: Profile for what?
Him: The magazine.
Me: You’re doing a profile for a magazine?
Him: I thought you were writing one on me.
Me: What magazine?
Him: Hustler.
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Me: Time to get up, love.
Him: I thought you were going to do the ratings.
Me: what ratings?
Him: The quarterback ratings.
Me: I’m in charge of the quarterback ratings?
Him: Well not in charge of them but you promote…(unintelligible mumblings)
Me: I promote what?
Him: I thought about Meredith being a star athlete.
Me: A quarterback?
Him: On a men’s team, if she can get a sex change operation.
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Him: That’s a pretty cool name for your girl group, I like it.
Me: Oh yeah? What’s our name?
Him: Untraceable.
Me: So are we a super secret spy group?
Him: No you have math stuff like compasses…
Me : (disappointed) So we’re a girl math club?
Him: But you rock. You’re a rock band that sings about math.
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