February 2, 2008

After a rousing discussion on Shaquille O’Neal’s monthly expenses:

Dad: I mean, how on earth does he spend $100,000 on vacations every month, when he’s on the road for half that time and the team pays all his bills?

Mom: Well he’s paying for all his cronies who follow him around.

Dad: No honey, it’s called a “posse.” Cronies are Italians. “Posse” is for the blacks.

Mom: But “posse” is for cowboys.

Dad: Not anymore.

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